Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia. I M Talking Abt ?KADD? So Plz Al? U Guyz Improve Ur. . . . . ?HEIGHT? Otherwise Ur G.f Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.

SAwaL Aadi raat logo ko kya krna chaiye? Zara Sucho Sucho sucho bhai Han kya huwa? Atna b nai jante Aray bhai logo ko SONA chaiye.

R u emotionally dumbed? Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you are a PAKISTANI!

Hath me lo Ab thook lagao Ab kapde se rub karo Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho Ab pura hath ghuma k . . zor se . . . . . . . . BOWLING karao!!!

A Simple Logic: Human=eat+work+sleep +enjoy Donkey=eat+work+sleep Ther4 Human=donkey+enjoy 0r Human-enjoy=donkey i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey

Kothe pAr police nE chhApa mArA, TamaAm logon ko liNe mE khArA kiyA,,,, WaHan sE eK buDdhi aurAt guZri,,, Us nE liNe mE eK laRki sE poOchA" YahAn kyA ho rAhA hAi ???" LaRki nE kAhA: "Aam baNt rAhe hAin,,," Buddhi bHi liNe mE lAg gAyi,,, Jab uS kA nuMbEr aYa tAu poLice nE kAhA "Amma aAp bHi ?? !!!" AmMa: Muun mE daAnt nAi tAu kyA hUa chOos tAu saKti hOon na.... ;->

Can v do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQUITO"

The Happiest People In The World Are Not Those Who Have No Problems But Those Who Learn To Live With Things That Are Less Than Perfect

Life is difficult, full of trials, sOrrows,pains, "ups n downs" bt if u fall down, just stand up straight, be confident & say, "Shukar hai kisi ne dekha nahi "

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:?father, your daughter has been successful in BED.?

TmHaRi Life m 1 aisi larki aygi Jo srf tmhari hogi tm us se be had pyar krogy Tm 2no ki muhbt bemisal hogi Tm use kiss krogy jb wo krib akr kahegi Papa:-

Sirf ik bar kehdo, sirf ik bar kehdo, plz ik bar kehdo, abh intazar nahin hota, abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum?? ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss

GOnD nEwS nOkIa n73 fReE WIth 1 kG . TOmAto . . . BUy 1 kG. TAmAtO OnLy FOr rS. 12,950.

U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

When I Go In I Might Cause Pain....... I Cause U To Spit & Ask U Not To Swallow.... I Can Fill Ur Hole..... What Am I.........???? A Dentist.... ;->

Last night, I dreamt of you, this morning my first thought was you, I thought of you the whole day. I think like U. Tomorrow I will think of W, X, Y, Z

Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa raha thaa, main ne chaha k us ko b apne sath apne pas le aaon lekin ye soch kr chup ho gye k ammi gusa karain gi, is liye meri chahat aur tarap muje beqarar kr rhi thi kyun ye waqt chai ka tha aur main "BISCUT" k bina nhi rah skti thi. :-) :-D

Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt U Only n only U U U And only U Now I m thinking abt V . . . . . Tonight i ll think abt W X Y & Z...!!!

1st Frnd:MUSiBaT K Waqt To gAdhay Ko Bhi Baap Bnana Parta Hai.. 2nd Frnd:Herat Hai Tumhari Ami Man JaTI Hain. 3rd:wO KonSa shAreEf Orat hAi. . ??

If GOD gave me 24hrs b4 death I'LL spend 23hrz n 55mins wid u U must b thinkin abt last 5mins us me mei tmhara b gala daba doga